Nointch, Nointch, Nointch
Jay and Silent Bob are hitting the high seas once again on their very own Cruise Askew 2! We’re setting sail February 18-22, 2026 from Tampa to Costa Maya, Mexico aboard the epic Norwegian Jewel with hosts Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, and their friends.
You read that right! This now four-day immersive experience will catapult you deep into the Askewniverse with exclusive behind-the-scenes panels, Q&A’s, live podcast recordings, script readings, movie screenings and more!
Bring your lifemates— let’s do this thing! We hope to see you there. Snoochie Boochies!
Jay & Silent Bob Below Deck
(Exclusive to the first 400 cabins to book!)
Avast, ye’ mateys! Kevin and Jay tell all in a secret show that you only get to attend if you are one of the first 400 cabins to book! Laugh along with the slacker cinema icons as they go overboard (not literally) to entertain you! It’s giggles and grins on the high seas in a super exclusive oral extravaganza!
Photo with Kevin and Jay
(Exclusive to suite and club balcony suite holders)
Those that book suites and club balcony suites will automatically receive a photo with Kevin and Jay! All other cabins will be entered for a chance to win a photo of their cabin mates with Kevin and Jay. 100 additional cabins will be drawn!
Q&A with Kev
Silent Bob may not say much, but Kevin is never short on words. Dive deep into the mind of the man that makes it all happen.
Bird Bingo
Will there be bird calls or will they be calling birds? Join Kevin and Jen Smith as they take you on an ornithological journey through bingo!
Comic Book Workshop with Kevin Smith
Get a behind-the-scenes peek at what it takes to create this unique and amazing art form.
Kevin Hosts Blackjack
Are aces high? Are you? We hope not as it will take all your concentration to win with Kevin hosting Blackjack!
Diaries of a Man Child with Jason Mewes
Snootch to the Nootch! Jason Mewes gets down and dirty when dispensing stories straight from the pages of his very own diary! Prepare to laugh along as he bares all in his one-man show!
Poker Tournament with Jason Mewes
How’s your poker face? Better than Jason Mewes’? We’ll see during the poker tournament at sea!
Jay & Silent Bob Get Old
Every saga has a middle age, and this is what happens when Jay & Silent Bob Get Old.
Plus One
Kevin and Jen have been married 25 years - which means they have a bunch to bitch about! Watch as a husband and wife detail the ups and downs of being bride and groom!
Beardless Dickless Me
For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.
Fatman Beyond
Kevin Smith and Marc Bernardin passionately discuss the latest and greatest in pop culture.
Edumacation
In an effort to get smarter, Kevin Smith recruits Andy McElfresh for a weekly erudite inquisition into the unknown! Presented in 4 easy to digest chapters! 1) The SCI. 2) The FI. 3) The WHY and 4) The BYE.
Hollywood Babble On
Kevin Smith, and radio personality-comedian, Ralph Garman, take showbiz head-on with their outrageous views on entertainment news with Hollywood Babble-On. It's the biggest news in pop culture as seen through the uniquely comic prism of Ralph and Kevin's skewed perspective. With its sketches, impressions, jokes, photos, video clips, and audience interaction, Hollywood Babble-On has become the favorite way for smart, hip crowds of all ages to get their showbiz news. It's the irreverent answer to all the plain, boring entertainment shows out there, and its audience just keeps growing.
Script Readings
Kevin has something very special planned for you! This year he is creating exclusive scripts just for Cruise Askewers that will only be read on board!
Mooby’s Takeover
Kevin and Jason wouldn't set sail without bringing Mooby's along! Head to the back of Deck 12 to grab some famous Hater Tots or a Moo-burger, a cocktail, and enjoy the expansive ocean views as the sea spreads out before you.
Movie Screenings
Join Kevin and other members of our onboard talent as they lead movie screenings and Q&As!